ripenisulous

(a man walks into a copyrighting store - thats right)

Man: please tell me that the best name of a book has not already been taken?!?

Clerk: well, jasper-pants, what did you have in mind?

Man: Anybody can be Cool...But Awesome Takes Practice.

Clerk: (tapping away at the keys of his 1992 IBM)...ummm, anybody can be....uh, huh.  there it is.  (turning to the man) I am sorry sir that title has been already taken.

Man: Damn. 

Im not kidding, this is real.  I found it as the image for the Band of Horses myspace page and did a little research...well, enough to know that i really wanted to read the book until i saw the authors other titles.   

They author's books look as if they are all aimed at "juvenile decision making" .  maybe all her books should be a series called :"bullshit smoke-blowing up your youngsters ass"...catchy.

im ornery.   

talk about the ultimate false advertising.